49 responses to “The CarJitsu Championship”

1. I’ve seen more entertaining malarkey on the subway.

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2. You have to give it to the commentary lol How do you commentate that. “This is there first match in Car Jitsu” If you have not seen these two guys before. LOL, yeah like I recognise all the leading Car Jitsu guys LOL. I would have used the keys; they make a great little self-defence or offensive tool or Carfensive tool LOL.

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3. “We’re going to move into the backseat…” Oh Christ no! Did not want to see two sweaty blokes simulating sex in a car! Didn’t Cronenberk make a film about this fetish or something? 😀

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4. lol ” go to sudden death ” and the sneaky move by jiggling the keys omg that’s so funny, what is he? a cat?
   Who would have thought car jitsu was a thing. But, I had to watch to the end lol.
   Bottom line, if I was fighting in a car I don’t think I would be using a a submission to win.

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5. Weird, but actually has some practicality. No one ever thinks about being attacked, or having to fight off an attacker, while you are seated and strapped into your car, but it is an actual possible scenario. What would YOU do against a carjacker?🤷‍♂️

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6. Would be more realistic and entertaining with strikes… Can you imagine the mess that would be.

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7. I can understand if someone hijacks your car with you in it. Now your an abducted individual and you have to figure how to get out. With this competition in mind why show it on film, but self defence is necessary,just not on TV or filmed for global media.

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8. So… this is some kind of “date night” training?
   I believe Drive-in movies are a thing of the past? But, back in the day, they were great! A lot of people weren’t there to watch the movie exactly? It was the one place teenage couples get away from nosy overprotective parents for a couple hours? And you didn’t get walked up on from a policeman with a flashlight knocking on your window? Best night of the week! Unless your date is a tease? I understand how some people want a physical return on their investment?If you add up fuel costs, movie admission cost, popcorn, licorice & soda pop?
   And still no kissy kissy? Well backseat Jiu Jitsu changes that!
   Eventually, I started making enough money to pay for my own popcorn and drink… Mistakenly thought I wasn’t gonna get pressured into sex… She locked a triangle choke on me, saying… boy, you better please me orally or never Breathe Again?
   Right away, my first thought was… If I don’t tap? Then I will definitely nap! Successfully avoiding intimacy! LOL

   Disclaimer: Just kidding!

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9. Very swingy arms. Nice

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10. If this were a real fight… eye gouges, ripped ears and noses, skin vs starred windows, ruptured gonads, broken fingers.

    These two guys were incredibly careful with each other.

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