Blinding Lights
And More Terrible Decisions
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There is insufficient context to know, but to be fair, the handshake could have set up a sucker punch. If someone is belligerent, and then abruptly offers to shake hands, you’d better be careful.
he was begging for it. I LOVE it.
My psychology is to get a brighter light or lights, and X-ray the other guys property. Let’s see how they like 24 daylight!
I was concerned that the fat guys offer of a handshake was a deception to take a swing
Ahh, the good ol’ jaw slap with chin tickle feint manoeuvre – very nice.
To everyone here saying the skinny guy should hake shaken hands: Why in the world would you let a belligerent drunk with a considerable weight advantage, control one of your hands? You think he suddenly wants to be friends?
In a perfect world there would be an Angel of Retribution who would go around sleeping drunken belligerent oafs quickly and quietly and leaving a note pinned to their shirts explaining where they got off track with the whole pack animal behavior scheme. Peaceful citizens should not have to risk breaking their knuckles on the rum-sodden head of a sweaty meat bag who would otherwise probably end the night pissing himself peacefully on his own couch.
That said, I appreciate the paucity of spoken trash and the economy of motion demonstrated by the property owner. It was handled efficiently and without unnecessary drama and it appears he was also intelligent enough to notify the authorities so an official record could be documented.
A crazed, sweaty face such as that in your personal space should always trigger your safety maintenance response.
Or you could try to appealing to his reason, of course the downside could be getting your head trapped in the sweaty armpit of a drunkard who outweighs you by 100 pounds and there’s just no dignity in that.
Perfect response, I say.
This is why they make pellet guns. Every time the light goes up, when nobody’s watching, the light goes out. Very simple and very safe.
No need to shake hands – let a drunk, bigger, stronger guy control my dominant hand?
That’s right guy should have listened but instead he wanted to take a dirt knap.