First of all, a hearty Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you... which does include Krampusnacht in my book.

Indeed, if your kids have been bad, they will be beaten by Krampus... just like the good ol' days when physical trauma steered our youthful development.

Anyhow, I wish you nothing but happiness and wonderful memories this Holiday Season. I get the warm-and-fuzzies just by knowing that you're out there reading, and I truly wish you nothing but the best in return.

As far as topics for a Christmas newsletter... I don't have a lot of options, considering that this is a time of cheer, but a newsletter of physical violence that conflicts deeply in principal.

Even if we look past Santa and all of the presents to the deeper meaning of Christmas, we're celebrating the birth of Jesus... the ultimate pacifist.

And it's not like Jesus gets into street fights.

Hm... there seems a glitch in my system.

The above blue text signifies a clickable link, which would imply that perhaps Jesus actually does get into street fights, and even gets caught on camera proving that low-level combat can easily be won with a finely honed jab.

I... seem to possess some kind of strange Christmas Magic!

Perhaps I can magically get Jesus to wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays on behalf of Fight Smart!

That would indeed be quite the bizarre and mildly humorous Christmas miracle.

Again, to you, and everyone that you love, I sincerely wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and nothing but awesomeness in the New Year,

From,

Trav... and one of his good homies.

P.S. If you are a religious individual, please remember that God does love a little humor... and I have asked my family to include you in their prayers. You shall now feel the flood of positive energy flowing your way!

P.P.S.: Ok, prayers for everybody. They are free, after all.

P.P.P.S.:

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