Undies Guy vs. The Tall Man
...and so much more.
I water my garden in my underwear almost daily. I am careful not to overwater.
I also check the mail in my underwear. Admittedly, it's not a busy road. But there I stand... frustrated by the chore given to me by the US Postal Service.
I bring this up only because on any given day, there is a non-zero chance that I might end up in a conflict... in my underwear... depending on the behavior of any malicious delivery drivers or passers-by.
That's what I might have imagined in this situation... except it's in a public park or something.
(Fair warning, there is considerable NSFW language in that video, which is hilarious).
I do not go to the park in my underwear. In fact I usually rock an athletically fitting Fight Smart T-Shirt and board shorts with miscellaneous flora... so I truly have no idea how this happened.
I'm just glad that the Aussie Man got a hold of it and worked his narrative magic.
And speaking of buying really cool stuff...
You know what really grinds my gears?
Trying to write something in my car when I never have a pen...
You know when else grinds my gears???
Trying to look for that pen under my seat when I never have a real flashlight...
But do you know what grinds my gears most of all??!!
Being trapped in my vehicle after careening helplessly into a body of water... and having nothing with which to break the glass!
But is there a solution to all such problems???
Yup.
Tactical Pens!
What?!
Tactical Pens!!!
You serious Trav... er... me?
Indeed. Tactical. Freaking. Pens.
I was given several of these highly functional pens by the folks over at Atomic Bear, and I am shocked... shocked at how much like them.
I was fully prepared to begrudgingly accept the goods and apologize when I didn't think that they were cool enough for Fight Smart, since I don't whore myself out for wares that I don't actually believe in.
As it turns out, I would buy these just to have a freakin' classy pen made of aircraft grade aluminium with included replaceable ink cartridges. (I've never had a nice pen... it's embarrasingly exciting).
The fact that they're also flashlights, glass-breakers, weapons, and multi-tools (in the event that some manufacturer curses you with a flat head screw) is just a bonus.
I'm legitimately ashamed at how much I like them. It's completely unexpected. This one is my favorite.
All non-sense aside, I now have a glass-breaker in every vehicle. I think that's mildly important.
Additionally, I never write manually. I just don't have to. And yet, I enjoy the elegant-yet-savage pen at my desk so much that I pick the stupid thing up and doodle with it constantly.
I fully expected to chuckle at these things with my wife and give them away at Christmas. Now I have to resist using the glass breakers on my computer monitors when frustrated by my lack of various technical understandings.
So look, I added this shameless promotion to the bottom of my email because I'm legitimately appreciative for the 'gift' that Atomic Bear sent over. I've never loved a pen before. They have set up coupon code fightsmart10 to give you 10% off.
I will receive a commission on that by default, which will then be donated to charity.
I just like the pens.
And people fighting in their underwear.
I encourage you to enjoy both of these things.
Have a fantastic weekend!
-Trav